![]() ![]() The opening fight scene has so much carnage that I just couldn’t keep track. I counted 78 corpses in the movie, counting the death of the Predator itself, and giving or taking a dozen or two. I first saw this movie sixteen years ago. When they refuse he bellows, “Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here! This stuff will make you a goddamned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!” Notice, he called them fags first and THEN wanted to increase their sexual prowess. At another point, Jesse Ventura is trying to get his compatriots to chew tobacco. Not to countermand Freud too much, but sometimes, Sigmund, a cigar is a big black phallus. At one point after a shouting match, Dutch (white) glares at Carl (black), then sticks a stogie in his mouth. Dutch (Arnold) and Dillon (Carl) greet each other by arm wrasslin’, so as they get to hold hands for like forty-five seconds. Aside from Carl Weathers’ constant Playgirl centerfold posing and Arnold’s overexposed (and oily) 24″ arms, the very first line of dialogue spoken comes from a man who tells Schwarzenegger, “You’re looking good, Dutch.” I haven’t seen this many half-naked men since my high school football team pussy-footed around in the showers. Entire Story In Fewer Words Than Are In This Sentence:įuck Aliens. White: He wasn't a very good illusionist.It came for the thrill of the hunt. Wadsworth: But, he was your second husband. White: Well, it's a matter of life after death. His head had been cut off, and so had his, uh. I mean, I'm afraid it came as a great shock to him when he died, he was found dead at home. White: He was always a rather stupidly optimistic man. White: He was a scientist, nuclear physics. Miss Scarlet: What did he do for a living? Wadsworth: And yet, he was the one who died, not you, Mrs. White: Being killed is pretty final, wouldn't you say? Wadsworth: I think she meant he threatened, in public, to kill her. Miss Scarlet: Why would he wanna kill you in public? He was a lunatic! He didn't actually seem to like me very much he had threatened to kill me in public. White: I dont want a scandal, do I? We had had a very humiliating public confrontation. Miss Scarlet: I see! That's why he was lying on his back, in his coffin.Ĭolonel Mustard: Then why are you paying the blackmailer? White, you've been paying our friend, the blackmailer, ever since your husband died under, shall we say, mysterious circumstances? NOBODY." BrittĪnd I definitely have to fight the urge to quote the entire section of the movie involving the Indian's funeral. "Nobody tosses me my own gun and says 'run'. ![]() "IT WAS THE WORST!!!! I was aiming for his horse!" a visibly pissed off Britt if he is the best with the knife AND the gun, with whom does he compete?" confused Farmer it's the competetition." Vin Tanner, smiling wryly at his shot of whiskey "Not all men are in this business for the same reason. "What kind of man in this business doesn't care about money?" Farmer "He doesn't give a hoot about the money." CA "Was the money not enough for him?" a Farmer from the beleaguered villiage "I found a man today who would have been perfect, the best could ask for with a gun or a knife. ![]() "I have been offered a lot for my work, but I have never been offered 'everything'." Shall we roll with The Magnificent Seven from 1960 today? ![]()
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